Tag Archives: humour

I Just Can’t…

It is not fair. People, mean people like support workers and my husband, keep asking me if I am working on my comedy project. I can’t. The next stuff to do involves social media. And I can’t do social media. I’d have to be profound, finding a topic and acting serious forget it, accurate, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh,Continue reading “I Just Can’t…”

I Am Dejected That Deject Is A Word.

I was doing another word puzzle and I was fighting with all my might not to write J in between the DE and the ECT. F was out, T was obviously impossible, but it could not be J. Deject is not a word, it is another example of thinking something is a word because anotherContinue reading “I Am Dejected That Deject Is A Word.“

5 Ways Too… New Years… Kitten

It’s a picture of my kitten to tempt you all to take a look, I need traffic on my website cos I want to sell my book. I’ve been writing and reediting until it’s made me sick. And to get my kid to illustrate I’ve had to use a stick. I know I have ignoredContinue reading “5 Ways Too… New Years… Kitten”

Alphabet Challenge

Another Tuesday Group challenge: Write a piece using at least one word starting with each letter of the alphabet. The challenge must not be visible, the words must be used in such a way that the casual reader does not notice they are reading a challenge piece. Clear water stretching out, as far as IContinue reading “Alphabet Challenge”

Easter Writing Task

So this morning we had a relaxing exercise at Tuesday Writer’s Club. Tony is joining us by telephone. You are not going to believe this; Tony does not have a computer. At all, by choice. So here is my attempt at the challenging task. The Easter Bunny has finished his work…   “Never again,” HeContinue reading “Easter Writing Task”

I’m In Trouble

My evil family is picking on me. For no apparent reason. I know I have told you that Gavin is really nice and rarely gets mad. I may have pushed it a little. I may have hundreds of D&D figures. I may have close to 100 sets of D&D dice. I may have over 700Continue reading “I’m In Trouble”

Hooray I’m back

What happened? I was locked off my website! My computer said it was unsafe, and wouldn’t let me over rule it and come here anyway. Am I unsafe? I mean I could understand when I was locked out of some sites that had stuff I was thinking of buying. That’s Gavin, fixing my computer asContinue reading “Hooray I’m back”

My Daughter Asked My Opinion.

My eldest child asked for a meeting. My husband told me it was about cosplay so I prepared the following speech for her. Cosplay is wrong. Cosplay involves wearing costumes and pretending to be someone else. Pretending is lying and lying along with all other forms of deception is evil. Take, for a prime example,Continue reading “My Daughter Asked My Opinion.”