The Difference

Hello folks, another exercise for my writing group; find links between 2 disparate things and then write something comedic. Not an original idea of mine, a long time comedy staple. But after all its important to remember the classics. Guess which two I was writing about: It’s Little Eddie’s first day. The big car drops … Continue reading The Difference

Confusing Critic

Recently my mother said something unexpected, "You should do stand up comedy." My ego soared but then something occurred, "But you don't like my comedy." In fact once, I may have mentioned this before, I read her a monologue that I had written for an open mike thing and she got really grumpy and complained … Continue reading Confusing Critic

I Writied A Thing

Tuesday Writer's club, you know the sad shadow of my time in KSP (cursed be that place), when Alex, Tabby, Charlie and I sit at the dining room table and pretend we can still pretend to learn to write. A really nice guy joins us.  Anyway today we did an exercise in honour of Troglet … Continue reading I Writied A Thing

Worthy Writing

Today I am going to write something profound. A piece so gloriously literary that it will provide the backbone of all future advanced classes on literature. a PIECE SO PRECISE IN ITS INSIGHT THAT NO FUTURE PUBLICATION OR DISCUSSION IN ANY AND ALL AREAS OF PSYCHOLOGY, WELLNESS OR EDUCATION WILL CONTAIN REFERENCE TO THIS WORK … Continue reading Worthy Writing

Day 2

Hi, I've been reading other people's blogs. This was even harder than writing a post. Why? Because I am crazy and was terrified that bad things had happened in my absence. But if I didn't know about it it hadn't really happened and everything will be fine. Hey, get off my back I don't control … Continue reading Day 2

It’s A Puzzle

I will never understand people. Okay so I have in my hermit state developed an interest in puzzles. It is not an obsession, it kind of can’t be because I can’t stay interested for too long before the frustration builds and the reasons are becoming clear. Puzzles were created by people for people. Giant flaw, … Continue reading It’s A Puzzle

I Think I Can Write a Script.

Actually I don't. I joined a Scriptwriting writing group because the guy running it wasn't comfortable with the admin, and he was too important to lose. Once a month and some tips to hand onto my husband (scriptwriting was an early aspiration) and my drama obsessed offspring. But no it was a full on scriptwriting … Continue reading I Think I Can Write a Script.

Silence Filled the Room

Silence filled the room. This statement is just not realistic. The room I am in is relatively quiet. The air conditioner makes small puddles of noise, bird song delicate and sweet dashes in and out of the window, small, easily missed. The dog’s snoring can only be found during a pause. The noise of my … Continue reading Silence Filled the Room

Now That I Am-not at all in any way but prone to delusions-Famous

I need to own stuff. Well actually even poor not famous people need to own stuff.  What I mean is I need to stop childishly making up cards and thingies with pictures I find on the internet.  So I went to Graphic Stock and Pixabay and bought pictures to decorate my weird cards and stuff. … Continue reading Now That I Am-not at all in any way but prone to delusions-Famous

A Reliable Source

Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids?  Then this is for you!  A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted.  Next time you are in an argument and the person says: 'But that's … Continue reading A Reliable Source