Introduction Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet. Hello, I am at KSP again! I love this place! I could be having a lovely walk but Mummy says I have to write a novel or at least a short story collection. A-cos KSP is a writers’ centre. … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 2 – There’s A Park.
Introduction Every Friday lately my mummy has been going off to somewhere. Of course I’ve tried punishing her when she gets home but even if I make her cry, that woman has been crying at the drop of a hat lately, she still leaves every Friday. She is gone forever, four sleeps and lunch … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet.
Hello people out there that visit my mummy’s blog, today you are not going to be bombarded with that woman’s craziness. I have at last succeeded in pushing her into publishing my very important stories. I started working at KSP last year, every week dutifully dictating my observations. But my poor daffy mummy just … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 0 – My Mummy Is A Very Lazy Ghostwriter.
Read the Preamble first, hopefully it will make you less angry! Then read the next bit and then this one because... Well that's how I wrote them. I think there is kind of an order to it, you know if you read the bits separately they appear to have no clear beginning, middle and end, … Continue reading Neurotypicals May Be A Necessary Evil. Or If Autistics Ruled the World! – Governance The Serpent That Destroys All!
Sorry about that but I got hot and I wanted a break and Ta Dah I am back. Read the Preamble first, hopefully it will make you less angry! Imagine a world where all the neurotypical people have disappeared. Like those TV shows that try to work out building collapse rates or evolution if humans … Continue reading Neurotypicals May Be A Necessary Evil. Or If Autistics Ruled the World! – To A World Without Neurotypicals.
First my many disclaimers: I am responding to thoughts I have had regarding how hard it must be to be a neurotypical person and have most of your mind taken up with social, how can I put this politely, inconsequencies. And how the higher concentration of logic and ordered thinking available with the autistic brain … Continue reading Neurotypicals May Be A Necessary Evil. Or If Autistics Ruled the World! – Preamble
Spring is the season of Pollen Relentless attacks without pause Fluttering into our faces Sneaking under closed doors. My face is terribly swollen My nose no longer drips Instead it oozes like molasses Until it inevitably slips. My eyes are perpetually itchy My throat and ears scratch and burn. My head is painful and heavy … Continue reading Spring!
Now don't be silly! This was a very sensible exercise to encourage us to improve our creativity by using predominantly dialogue to illustrate a specific scene. Lisa - Lisa Wolstenholme, our facilitator and resident genius had a very specific scene in mind. That's right! And the conversation was to be conducted by sheep. My piece. … Continue reading KSP A Dialogue Exercise
Okay, so my life has been over stuffed with things to do and crisises and sleeping and or staring into space while my mind went wandering off. I wonder where it went, it won't tell me because... It won't tell me that either. I had indescribably huge numbers of emails and posts to read. … Continue reading Spammed Again
Hello again, you lucky, lucky people! It’s me; Orion the Burmese Tiger Star. A fun thing happened this morning when Mummy was putting on her fake fur. So she was pulling on the stretchy things she calls knickers. She was sitting on the bed because waking up is soooo tiring. Then I thought if they … Continue reading Orion’s Adventures in Underwear