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50 Word Fight

A mean person; not mentioning any names Lisa, told me to write some 50 word stories for a competition and then forgot to send me the link.  So it is up to you to judge me. Stop judging me !  Only joking, judge away! Fight! Ryan’s head hit tiles.  Sam, normally quiet, could devastate with … Continue reading 50 Word Fight

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Dark Thoughts – Truth and Communication

Few people will speak the truth because no one can hear the truth. Words are filtered through our own prejudices, education and an emotional veil that shimmers and shifts with every fleeting mood. Correction becomes condemnation so honeyed praise is heaped on, sweetness to help the medicine go down.  But the honeyed words are too … Continue reading Dark Thoughts – Truth and Communication

I am torn constantly.

This is not how I think things happened, this is how I think I feel things happened and will continue to happen.  Intellectually it was a minor incident that is past.  Physically I am crying often and my head, back and stomach are clearly showing that I am not over anything. This is not a … Continue reading I am torn constantly.

Orion’s Adventures in Underwear

Hello again, you lucky, lucky people!  It’s me; Orion the Burmese Tiger Star. A fun thing happened this morning when Mummy was putting on her fake fur.  So she was pulling on the stretchy things she calls knickers.  She was sitting on the bed because waking up is soooo tiring.  Then I thought if they … Continue reading Orion’s Adventures in Underwear

750 and 0

I have just realised; I have 750 followers, but no cake. On one hand I am seriously happy.  Long term, the growth of followers is important, like massively. I am reaching people, I am liked.  I mean like all this stuff is incredibly important and... But in the short term: I don't have cake. Not … Continue reading 750 and 0

Orion’s Back!

‘Where’s Chef Ramsay; Sebastian?  I wanna watch food and yelling.  What’s on your screen?  Mummy’s bloggy thing.  I remember, this is where I can post my brilliance and educate the masses.  And get some well-deserved adulation!’ Where have I been?  Do I hear you ask? Well, I have been here, silly whomans!  I’m always here.  … Continue reading Orion’s Back!

No Post This Morning!

This morning I was going to regale you with tales of my derring do.  Entertain you with my quick wit and glorious imagination. But I can't! And who is to blame? This n'er do well! And the mental vacuum that inhabits this human suit! Bah, humbug, kill them!  I hear you say! And you are … Continue reading No Post This Morning!

A Reliable Source

Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids?  Then this is for you!  A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted.  Next time you are in an argument and the person says: 'But that's … Continue reading A Reliable Source

Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 2

If this is Part 2 there is probably a Part 1!  But then again this woman is crazy maybe she doesn't understand?  Nope this time there is a Part 1 and it is here: Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 1 If you remember we had just finished a glorious hour about ME. It continues: So … Continue reading Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 2

Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 1

Alright maybe it was my turn!  But Mum was criticizing me as I got out of the car.  Tabitha deliberately skived off school just for the chance to criticize me, we refused to take her.  Alex was so sickened that her criticism of me consisted of throwing up and refusing to be seen in my … Continue reading Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 1