This morning I was going to regale you with tales of my derring do. Entertain you with my quick wit and glorious imagination.

But I can’t!
And who is to blame?
This n’er do well!

And the mental vacuum that inhabits this human suit!

Bah, humbug, kill them! I hear you say!

And you are right!
But their psychologists are on my back!

It’s a you broke’em you bought’em situation.

And I am wasting my brilliance on making therapy stuff; which involves copyright and thus I will not even be able to show off the product.
Woe is me!

But even more, woe is you! I feel your pain!

I will return!



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