Hello, I'm not saying where I've been. It's depressing, boring and a barrier to me re-starting. Suffice it to say no where, I have been at home. All the pets are fine, except one psychotic fish who hates me, who is actually quite healthy so that description is inaccurate. I'll try again. All … Continue reading Hi
If you are not from Australia you have been fortunately spared this little joy. The Australian Government is dedicated to making sure our internet service is at least equal to some undeveloped nations. I mean it would be unrealistic to expect internet speeds comparable to the USA or the UK, after all they are important … Continue reading NBN, the Next Great? Improvement? in Computer/Internet Thingy?
Lucky fans and Burmese devotees, you must be so desperate for more of my musings. I recently realised I have only told you about the whomans I live with; oh, and I told you about my bestie; Cushion. But lots of other things live in my house. I am such a benign and generous Imperator. … Continue reading Orion’s Magnanimous Musings!
I need to own stuff. Well actually even poor not famous people need to own stuff. What I mean is I need to stop childishly making up cards and thingies with pictures I find on the internet. So I went to Graphic Stock and Pixabay and bought pictures to decorate my weird cards and stuff. … Continue reading Now That I Am-not at all in any way but prone to delusions-Famous
Okay, so my life has been over stuffed with things to do and crisises and sleeping and or staring into space while my mind went wandering off. I wonder where it went, it won't tell me because... It won't tell me that either. I had indescribably huge numbers of emails and posts to read. … Continue reading Spammed Again
I have just realised; I have 750 followers, but no cake. On one hand I am seriously happy. Long term, the growth of followers is important, like massively. I am reaching people, I am liked. I mean like all this stuff is incredibly important and... But in the short term: I don't have cake. Not … Continue reading 750 and 0
‘Where’s Chef Ramsay; Sebastian? I wanna watch food and yelling. What’s on your screen? Mummy’s bloggy thing. I remember, this is where I can post my brilliance and educate the masses. And get some well-deserved adulation!’ Where have I been? Do I hear you ask? Well, I have been here, silly whomans! I’m always here. … Continue reading Orion’s Back!
This morning I was going to regale you with tales of my derring do. Entertain you with my quick wit and glorious imagination. But I can't! And who is to blame? This n'er do well! And the mental vacuum that inhabits this human suit! Bah, humbug, kill them! I hear you say! And you are … Continue reading No Post This Morning!
Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids? Then this is for you! A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted. Next time you are in an argument and the person says: 'But that's … Continue reading A Reliable Source
My husband has started a blog. Oh I know you may recall that I actually made him a blog as a present; but its not that one. He is still ignoring that one; but do I feel bitter? Yes, yes I do, very bitter, more bitter than usual if you can believe that. It is … Continue reading He Let His Mind Wander, Now People Will See It.