I Just Can’t…

It is not fair. People, mean people like support workers and my husband, keep asking me if I am working on my comedy project. I can’t. The next stuff to do involves social media. And I can’t do social media. I’d have to be profound, finding a topic and acting serious forget it, accurate, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh,Continue reading “I Just Can’t…”

I Am Dejected That Deject Is A Word.

I was doing another word puzzle and I was fighting with all my might not to write J in between the DE and the ECT. F was out, T was obviously impossible, but it could not be J. Deject is not a word, it is another example of thinking something is a word because anotherContinue reading I Am Dejected That Deject Is A Word.

5 Ways Too… New Years… Kitten

It’s a picture of my kitten to tempt you all to take a look, I need traffic on my website cos I want to sell my book. I’ve been writing and reediting until it’s made me sick. And to get my kid to illustrate I’ve had to use a stick. I know I have ignoredContinue reading “5 Ways Too… New Years… Kitten”

As Tantilized

I HAVE A PUPPY. Hooray! I have the bestestest puppy in the whole world. He is… a puppy. I mean that is all you need to know to know how truly wonderous he is. He is a real puppy. And before you worry Charlie and Cherise are both okay. Cherise is a terrier and thereforeContinue reading “As Tantilized”

In Defence of…

Me, no my children, no me, no well… I’m not sure. All I know is Tasha is going to kill me. And its all my own fault. Okay back to the beginning. I may have written a blog post, that taken out of context, you know, if someone was picky, might be just a teenyContinue reading “In Defence of…”

The Etiquette of the Parental Reprimand

Okay, so I need a second opinion here. I think that if you completely ignore your parents’ yelling at you, you can’t hold a grudge about being yelled at. Either they made a polite suggestion that you are free to ignore and thus no hard feelings, they expressed their feelings as fellow housemates and youContinue reading “The Etiquette of the Parental Reprimand”

I’m Tired of WOKE

That’s it. The feminists have gone too far, again. Honestly if our ancestresses could have seen the women of today they would go back home and discipline their daughters to be more what men wanted. Stop taking over the world with your one image woman warrior rubbish. I am not sassy, I don’t have gritContinue reading “I’m Tired of WOKE”

Alphabet Challenge

Another Tuesday Group challenge: Write a piece using at least one word starting with each letter of the alphabet. The challenge must not be visible, the words must be used in such a way that the casual reader does not notice they are reading a challenge piece. Clear water stretching out, as far as IContinue reading “Alphabet Challenge”

Easter Writing Task

So this morning we had a relaxing exercise at Tuesday Writer’s Club. Tony is joining us by telephone. You are not going to believe this; Tony does not have a computer. At all, by choice. So here is my attempt at the challenging task. The Easter Bunny has finished his work…   “Never again,” HeContinue reading “Easter Writing Task”

Happy Easter

Our Prime Minister Scott Morrison is doing a fantastic job during this crisis. Our State Premier Mark McGowan is doing a wonderful job. And our local representative Christian Porter is going above and beyond my wildest expectations of informative nurturing politicians   I’ll admit I did not think this way a couple of months ago,Continue reading “Happy Easter”