A Reliable Source

Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids?  Then this is for you!  A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted.  Next time you are in an argument and the person says:

‘But that’s not true!’

You can say,’I read it on the internet, it was from a reliable source!’

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BTW I will probably write more of these in the future so please send me any facts you need confirmed by ‘A Reliable Source’.

In no particular order; because I think best in no order at all.

 

1.  Chocolate is good for you!

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It is a Reliable Source of calcium.

It is a mixture of dairy & vegetable (beans-legumes).

Dark chocolate with cocoa beans

It doesn’t go bad easily.

Enough said.

 

2.  Senior Citizens need to be given little errands to give their lives meaning and fulfillment

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And they shouldn’t grouse about it.

3.  Children that live with their parents have no rights and should be both grateful and obedient.

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Unless said parent lives in a granny flat, which immediately reverses the position.

And they should be in bed by 8:00 regardless of their age; and they are not allowed up again before 7:00 in the morning.

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Which would be plenty of time to get ready if they would stop dawdling and being twits.

4.  Wives instinctively know what their husbands are good at.

Just do what we say and your life will be better.

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5.  Men are physically better equipped to do most housework and cooking.

It is easier for men to clean especially nappies because of their reduced senses.

For most other chores their superior strength means they can easily accomplish work that is exhausting for women.

One caveat; with their reduced senses men need to listen and pay more attention to the women in their lives.

Further Tuesdays are ‘Make Your Wife A Chocolate Cake Day!’ forever more.

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One for the men:

6.  Strip Clubs are a wonderful outing as long as the pent up affection is brought home to the wife.

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Hell,they needed a bone to be thrown their way.

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7.  There is no such thing as too many pets.

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8.  Cavaliers (Spaniels not guys in uniform) cannot be moved when they are comfy.

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People with Cavaliers on them cannot move and must be waited on.

There is a similar law for Ragdoll Cats and all elderly pets.

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9.  The 5 Food Groups is a lie designed to destroy the common people.

It is a plot by big government, big business and other big stuff to weaken us by making us bored and listless.

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Proof: there is no cake section or chocolate in the False 5 food group table.

And everyone knows that chocolate is good for you; see point 1.

Real Food Pyramid

10. Couches can get restless and escape if they are not sat on frequently.

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It is a legitimate concern!

 

 

11. Childbirth trumps everything except Autism.

Pregnant girl in a beautiful bikini underwater.

Once an autistic woman gives birth she automatically wins any argument and deserves anything at all that she may desire for the rest of her life.

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This can only be trumped by higher multiples of birth.  I for instance gave birth 4 times.

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12. 13 being an unlucky number, People aged 13 should be entirely Silent at all times.

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So it is written, so shall it be!

 

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Alex wants you to know when I read my children Rule 3;  ‘Children that live with their parents have no rights and should be both grateful and obedient.’

Natasha said,’Why should we, you never listen to your mum!’

And all I had to do was continue reading,’Unless said parent lives in a granny flat, which immediately reverses the position.’

Thus proving I am smarter than the average Tasha.

Yeah I thought big whoop too!  But it seemed important to Alex.

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7 thoughts on “A Reliable Source

  1. “For most other chores their superior strength means they can easily accomplish work that is exhausting for women.

    One caveat; with their reduced senses men need to listen and pay more attention to the women in their lives.”

    priceless stuff. #6 was interesting, but exposes your clean browsing habits. how strip clubs have survived high-speed internet, i dont know… but hey, if alex needs to cuddle after a long day of “researching” yaoi and other sources of shirtless, skinny-but-ripped anime men, i would still appreciate the logic if the shoe were on the other foot. shes only human after all ❤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zP66eSLto

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    1. Yes they could. When I was a teenager I thought I might become a prophet, although I believed it was going to happen by age 23. Perhaps it came late but at least it came.

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