This morning I was going to regale you with tales of my derring do. Entertain you with my quick wit and glorious imagination.
But I can’t!
And who is to blame?
This n’er do well!
And the mental vacuum that inhabits this human suit!
Bah, humbug, kill them! I hear you say!
And you are right!
But their psychologists are on my back!
It’s a you broke’em you bought’em situation.
And I am wasting my brilliance on making therapy stuff; which involves copyright and thus I will not even be able to show off the product.
Woe is me!
But even more, woe is you! I feel your pain!
I will return!