Tag: internet
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Now That I Am-not at all in any way but prone to delusions-Famous
I need to own stuff. Well actually even poor not famous people need to own stuff. What I mean is I need to stop childishly making up cards and thingies with pictures I find on the internet. So I went to Graphic Stock and Pixabay and bought pictures to decorate my weird cards and stuff.…
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Spammed Again
Okay, so my life has been over stuffed with things to do and crisises and sleeping and or staring into space while my mind went wandering off. I wonder where it went, it won’t tell me because… It won’t tell me that either. I had indescribably huge numbers of emails and posts to read.…
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750 and 0
I have just realised; I have 750 followers, but no cake. On one hand I am seriously happy. Long term, the growth of followers is important, like massively. I am reaching people, I am liked. I mean like all this stuff is incredibly important and… But in the short term: I don’t have cake. Not…
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Orion’s Back!
‘Where’s Chef Ramsay; Sebastian? I wanna watch food and yelling. What’s on your screen? Mummy’s bloggy thing. I remember, this is where I can post my brilliance and educate the masses. And get some well-deserved adulation!’ Where have I been? Do I hear you ask? Well, I have been here, silly whomans! I’m always here. …
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No Post This Morning!
This morning I was going to regale you with tales of my derring do. Entertain you with my quick wit and glorious imagination. But I can’t! And who is to blame? This n’er do well! And the mental vacuum that inhabits this human suit! Bah, humbug, kill them! I hear you say! And you are…
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A Reliable Source
Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids? Then this is for you! A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted. Next time you are in an argument and the person says: ‘But that’s…
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He Let His Mind Wander, Now People Will See It.
My husband has started a blog. Oh I know you may recall that I actually made him a blog as a present; but its not that one. He is still ignoring that one; but do I feel bitter? Yes, yes I do, very bitter, more bitter than usual if you can believe that. It is…
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A Mouse In Our House
Saturday night the cry went out. “There’s a mouse in my shoes!” yelled Cat. Lisa; the mighty mouse hunter leapt to her feet. Gavin looked confused. Finally I was in my element. I can catch mice. No I am not a cat, I am a fat old lady who waddles about and spends most of…
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I Am A Sell Out
That’s right! The lure of Midas has claimed another victim. I have not only agreed to host ads, I have changed my site to please Mammon. Hooray, hooray, hooray!!! Lele’s getting mon mon! Seriously though I know it won’t be much. But if you knew the number of people I m saying “Shut Up” to…
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Man Concussion 2 – The Return of the Chairs
To understand this post you need to know that I have written two previous posts; Man Concussion & Oldylocks and the Three Chairs. Actually to understand this blog you need to disengage the sensible part of you brain and give in to the demented. I love that thought! Lets all give in to the demented for a while.…