I.E. Us Holtses
I would like everyone, every single person in the world (just in case this sounds so good you want to get a disability and move to Perth), to know about a FANTASTIC support agency called Rollability (D&D dice not wheelchairs BTW).
Rollability was recently started by an Adonis and ministering angel Nick, doesn’t just the name thrill you, it does me. This is a truly beautiful boy. I am 53, he’s in his 20’s or something so he is a child, so boy. Nick, I mean my goodness, that face, that physique, his mind, sweet nature and heart. He seems too good to be true. He is AWESOME! Oh and a guy he knows, Ben or something I can’t be bothered remembering, started it with him.
Nick, just out of the goodness of his beneficent heart, created a haven for us disabled people.
Of course Ben botched things up by making him name it Rollability. Thus tricking me into thinking it was as Activity Group organisy place (like Dungeons and Dragons or Film groups, just two of Nick’s specialities) not a Support Provider (they do both).
I think he did it deliberately. He is trying to keep me away from Nick, he is jealous. I mean, to give him his due, who wouldn’t be. Nick is so attractive in every possible way. Clearly Ben wants to keep Nick all to himself, and I can’t really blame him. But I do. This is a dog eat dog world Ben, and if I have to climb over your unconscious body to spend time with the INCREDIBLE Nick I will.
I wonder what Mrs Nick (official status pending) thinks? She is such an angel she is probably above such petty emotions as jealousy (unlike Ben). I met her, she seems wonderful and is so pretty. So she would have no reason to feel insecure, especially with so honorable and forthright a guy as Nick. Unfortunately Mrs Nick seems worthy of him, hard as it is to believe such a paragon exists, so no son in law for me, and she’s even too nice for me to resent her, darn it.
BTW Mrs Nick if you are reading this. It is not my fault that back at Aberstone we nicknamed him ‘Hot Nick’, you see we had to call DADAA Nick ‘Cool Nick’ a white haired bass player we had no choice, so obviously ‘Hot Nick’ was only fair. We had not yet met the valiant ‘Nick O’Time’ who joined Aberstone in the dark final days to help us through.
Ben’s wife (ring and baby at least Ben knows when to latch onto a good thing, like he also did with Nick) is also truly wonderful. Maybe there is more to Ben than I can see, not that I have let his jealous possessiveness of the Incredible Nick get in the way of my unbiased opinion.
If Nick has a fault, it is that he is too nice. Ben is his business partner.
All joking aside; Ben is a dedicated professional who has studied extensively and who puts all his efforts into making life better for disabled people. Nick is bright and multiskilled with great empathy,a natural support and an inventive collaborator.
And they’re not exactly bad to look at, if you know what I mean girls and relevant guys.
Of course as professionals they are both off limits. But who cares I am happily married. I just like the window dressing.
They are both great at supporting people and creating wonderful meaningful activity groups. They have experience in the industry and are able to hire qualified, highly skilled professionals, that they have previously worked alongside, ensuring the quality of their business.
Using the experience they had with a truly evil company (I also escaped from), they are determined to offer a service aimed at the needs and wants of their participants. A truly rare thing especially in the area of disability services. Nick and Ben understand us, at least as much as a non disabled person can and they are genuine friends that care deeply about their clients.
I heartily recommend Rollability.
And if you are really lucky, you may, one day, catch sight…
of Nick.
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