Tag: writing
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I’m In Trouble
My evil family is picking on me. For no apparent reason. I know I have told you that Gavin is really nice and rarely gets mad. I may have pushed it a little. I may have hundreds of D&D figures. I may have close to 100 sets of D&D dice. I may have over 700…
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Hooray I’m back
What happened? I was locked off my website! My computer said it was unsafe, and wouldn’t let me over rule it and come here anyway. Am I unsafe? I mean I could understand when I was locked out of some sites that had stuff I was thinking of buying. That’s Gavin, fixing my computer as…
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My Daughter Asked My Opinion.
My eldest child asked for a meeting. My husband told me it was about cosplay so I prepared the following speech for her. Cosplay is wrong. Cosplay involves wearing costumes and pretending to be someone else. Pretending is lying and lying along with all other forms of deception is evil. Take, for a prime example,…
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Been Busy 4 Solutions
So sorry guys, this has not been a deliberate taunt. It would have been a really good one. Outline a sad problem, promise a solution, then go silent. It’s a funny idea but I wouldn’t actually do that to you. I mean, would enough people even notice. If you don’t know what on Earth I’m…
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Been Busy 3 Tilting at Windmills
This particular pointless rant actually started days ago. See Been Busy and Been Busy 2 Fixing the Government I may have told you this before. I was in Centrelink with my mother and daughter, I was sitting separately because during the previous visit my panic attack had badly distressed them. I had a massive panic…
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Been Busy 2 Fixing the Government
Okay I have to come clean; I have not fixed the government. Mainly because no one would let me. I know why, its Machiavellian. I mean I’m autistic, that should be a free pass to the job of Prime Minister. Oh well that is the dream. You know how some people write stuff in parts,…
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Been Busy
I haven’t written for a while. And its not because I got distracted by the follow button and tried to follow myself instead of pushing the write button. I have only wasted short amounts of time whenever I do this. Perhaps I should have followed through. After all I may enjoy reading what I wrote,…
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The Difference
Hello folks, another exercise for my writing group; find links between 2 disparate things and then write something comedic. Not an original idea of mine, a long time comedy staple. But after all its important to remember the classics. Guess which two I was writing about: It’s Little Eddie’s first day. The big car drops…
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Confusing Critic
Recently my mother said something unexpected, “You should do stand up comedy.” My ego soared but then something occurred, “But you don’t like my comedy.” In fact once, I may have mentioned this before, I read her a monologue that I had written for an open mike thing and she got really grumpy and complained…
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My Kiddie Wink Writied a Thing Too
Remember the exercise I did yesterday. Remember I said Alex did the exercise too. I said Tabby wrote something, but that’s still basically irrelevant because she still won’t let me read it. Alex is letting me post her work. Too much explainie, read this… I Writied A Thing Then read this : The Fenir laughed as…