Old Song Reworked

Today I have for you, dear readers a song; sung to the tune of Fiddler's Dram - "Day Trip to Bangor (Didn't We Have a Lovely Time)"   Didn’t we have a loverly time the day we went to Greylands? A beautiful day   Police dragged me away       Thank God we hid the baby You … Continue reading Old Song Reworked

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I Told You I Was Fine

Ha Ha Ha, everybody else was wrong!  Meaning, of course, I was right, how could you doubt it!  The Mastitis is all gone.  My ruthless, relentless draining of the infection worked. I have learned over many years of infections, sinusitis & abscesses.  Cutting or in the case of teeth pliering out the problem & then … Continue reading I Told You I Was Fine

Under Seige

So I survived until Monday, and basically I was better.  I was feeling a touch unwell on Saturday if you want the gross details see Natasha is No Juliet. I was going to mention the incident to the doctor when I next saw him in a couple of weeks for a blood test thing. So … Continue reading Under Seige

Natasha is No Juliet.

No matter what she thinks. a) We like her Romeo. b) We like his family and they seem to like her.  Massive flaw, yes but I forgive them; she is a brilliant little actress. c) She was weaned by 18 months. So how on Earth do I have mastitis, because I seem too. Ha ha … Continue reading Natasha is No Juliet.

Help My Doctor Has Been Kidnapped

My doctor; who has been my doctor for about 25 years, has left his practice and joined one of those evil, horrible Medical Centres.  Actually it was more than a year ago, but I am not getting used to it.  I can't deal with this. Medical Centres are evil, terrible carnivorous monsters who destroy individual … Continue reading Help My Doctor Has Been Kidnapped