Tag: doctor
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Old Song Reworked
Today I have for you, dear readers a song; sung to the tune of Fiddler’s Dram – “Day Trip to Bangor (Didn’t We Have a Lovely Time)” Didn’t we have a loverly time the day we went to Greylands? A beautiful day Police dragged me away Thank God we hid the baby You…
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I Told You I Was Fine
Ha Ha Ha, everybody else was wrong! Meaning, of course, I was right, how could you doubt it! The Mastitis is all gone. My ruthless, relentless draining of the infection worked. I have learned over many years of infections, sinusitis & abscesses. Cutting or in the case of teeth pliering out the problem & then…
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Under Seige
So I survived until Monday, and basically I was better. I was feeling a touch unwell on Saturday if you want the gross details see Natasha is No Juliet. I was going to mention the incident to the doctor when I next saw him in a couple of weeks for a blood test thing. So…
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Natasha is No Juliet.
No matter what she thinks. a) We like her Romeo. b) We like his family and they seem to like her. Massive flaw, yes but I forgive them; she is a brilliant little actress. c) She was weaned by 18 months. So how on Earth do I have mastitis, because I seem too. Ha ha…
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Help My Doctor Has Been Kidnapped
My doctor; who has been my doctor for about 25 years, has left his practice and joined one of those evil, horrible Medical Centres. Actually it was more than a year ago, but I am not getting used to it. I can’t deal with this. Medical Centres are evil, terrible carnivorous monsters who destroy individual…