Tag: cats
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Its Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas, The Poem.
Just some background this was a Writing Group prompt, the title is the entire prompt, in celebration of Christmas and a, I want to say friend but honestly, support worker has been working on poetry lately. Its beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, Sold out signs in every store. You’ve planned and plotted for…
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Orion’s Magnanimous Musings!
Lucky fans and Burmese devotees, you must be so desperate for more of my musings. I recently realised I have only told you about the whomans I live with; oh, and I told you about my bestie; Cushion. But lots of other things live in my house. I am such a benign and generous Imperator.…
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Orion’s Adventures in Underwear
Hello again, you lucky, lucky people! It’s me; Orion the Burmese Tiger Star. A fun thing happened this morning when Mummy was putting on her fake fur. So she was pulling on the stretchy things she calls knickers. She was sitting on the bed because waking up is soooo tiring. Then I thought if they…
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A Mouse In Our House
Saturday night the cry went out. “There’s a mouse in my shoes!” yelled Cat. Lisa; the mighty mouse hunter leapt to her feet. Gavin looked confused. Finally I was in my element. I can catch mice. No I am not a cat, I am a fat old lady who waddles about and spends most of…
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My Blog 2 – Orion
Hey! I’m back! Mummy is asleep, again. One of those stranger whomans came and took her into Daddy’s room, you know the one where he hides all the food. The other whoman made her move about for ages and Mummy doesn’t usually move much, so she’ll be asleep for ages. I jumped on her tummy, I…
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Echo’s Spine Chilling, Terrifying Love
A few nights ago Echo tried to further her relationship with Charlie the soppy spaniel. Unfortunately her method was a little… unusual. She stared angrily at him and moved close to him; if (well, when) he pulled away, whined or acted in any way scared she walloped him. I know it may sound like a…
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Bad News I’m Not Sick
Finally the long awaited test results came in; proving I do not have adrenal fatigue. See Great News I Might Be Sick if you want to understand. I mean I still have autism, anxiety, depression, asthma, allergies, IBS, postural hypotension (low blood pressure), peri menopause, oh I forget most of the other stuff. But I don’t…



