As Tantilized

I HAVE A PUPPY. Hooray! I have the bestestest puppy in the whole world. He is… a puppy. I mean that is all you need to know to know how truly wonderous he is. He is a real puppy. And before you worry Charlie and Cherise are both okay. Cherise is a terrier and thereforeContinue reading “As Tantilized”

Unusual Perspective

I thought I might let you know some of my background. For those of you who are interested in that kind of thing. It’s kind of a bit sad so I have interlaced some pictures to cheer you up. My mother’s family seem like a sane bunch, except for a few issues of left/right  dominance,Continue reading “Unusual Perspective”

Day 2

Hi, I’ve been reading other people’s blogs. This was even harder than writing a post. Why? Because I am crazy and was terrified that bad things had happened in my absence. But if I didn’t know about it it hadn’t really happened and everything will be fine. Hey, get off my back I don’t controlContinue reading “Day 2”

I Am Not An Exhibitionist

Or Shut up Catherine! I know I am what is generously called a big girl, and I know that no one wants to see that.  I get that, I’ve given up trying to look attractive.  I have 3 main aims with my clothing and I have never actually succeeded at them so attractive is completelyContinue reading “I Am Not An Exhibitionist”

The Perils of Holidaying.

I hate holidays; they never work out.  We get anxious, effort to get there, effort to return; nothing but trouble and expense. Not this one; The Best Holiday of My Entire Life!!! But still there is a problem! We had to come home! Stupid, stupid us, we came home.  Elusive support workers, homework gone feral,Continue reading “The Perils of Holidaying.”

He’s Arrived – The Amazing Race

I thought he was lost in the mail.  I thought he may have been stolen by pirates or used as an unwitting drug mule by corrupt baggage handlers and was currently languishing in a dank jail cell (If you’re interested look up Shapelle Corby on Google); without my phone number. OMG why didn’t I sendContinue reading “He’s Arrived – The Amazing Race”

500 Reasons Why My Eldest is Wrong

Ha!  I have 500 followers! By pure coincidence we were talking about blogging & Facebook at KSP Writer’s Circle this morning.  There is a guy there that is an incredible writer; he is writing one of the best books I’ve ever heard.  So he was talking to the real writers there about publishing etcetera andContinue reading “500 Reasons Why My Eldest is Wrong”

Award-A-Polooza

Or quick before something bad happens to my computer. Here are the rules: Thank the person who nominated you and pass it on. Share the award on your blog Share random facts about yourself Tag on 10 bloggers and tell them that they are nominated. Thank you very much WindSweptChildOnAShootingStar just because I am no longerContinue reading “Award-A-Polooza”