Category: Nonsense I have done
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Day 2
Hi, I’ve been reading other people’s blogs. This was even harder than writing a post. Why? Because I am crazy and was terrified that bad things had happened in my absence. But if I didn’t know about it it hadn’t really happened and everything will be fine. Hey, get off my back I don’t control…
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It’s A Puzzle
I will never understand people. Okay so I have in my hermit state developed an interest in puzzles. It is not an obsession, it kind of can’t be because I can’t stay interested for too long before the frustration builds and the reasons are becoming clear. Puzzles were created by people for people. Giant flaw,…
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I Think I Can Write a Script.
Actually I don’t. I joined a Scriptwriting writing group because the guy running it wasn’t comfortable with the admin, and he was too important to lose. Once a month and some tips to hand onto my husband (scriptwriting was an early aspiration) and my drama obsessed offspring. But no it was a full on scriptwriting…
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Silence Filled the Room
Silence filled the room. This statement is just not realistic. The room I am in is relatively quiet. The air conditioner makes small puddles of noise, bird song delicate and sweet dashes in and out of the window, small, easily missed. The dog’s snoring can only be found during a pause. The noise of my…
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Now That I Am-not at all in any way but prone to delusions-Famous
I need to own stuff. Well actually even poor not famous people need to own stuff. What I mean is I need to stop childishly making up cards and thingies with pictures I find on the internet. So I went to Graphic Stock and Pixabay and bought pictures to decorate my weird cards and stuff.…
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A Reliable Source
Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids? Then this is for you! A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted. Next time you are in an argument and the person says: ‘But that’s…
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Old Song Reworked
Today I have for you, dear readers a song; sung to the tune of Fiddler’s Dram – “Day Trip to Bangor (Didn’t We Have a Lovely Time)” Didn’t we have a loverly time the day we went to Greylands? A beautiful day Police dragged me away Thank God we hid the baby You…
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The Ancient Elephant
The Ancient Matriarch Elephant lumbers towards the waterhole. Each ponderous step thunders, to her each movement is made gingerly as the pain in her joints remind her of her great age and weight. Soon my journey will be over. But no! I have only just got out of bed, I wash my face and peer…
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50 Words, 2nd Person, Future Tense, Ta-Dah!
Too late! You will think “juvenile”, you will keep reading. Creaking, bangs, a hum,you will hear, but dismiss them “background noise”. Someone behind you? Old trick, but you will look. The room will feel colder, just for a moment. You will feel a brief chill! You will begin to type… 2nd person &…
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Finally Embracing Normalcy or Should We Have Eaten That Goblin!
So we are playing Dungeons & Dragons. I have played once before as a teenager; actually I always really wanted to play but it was more a guy thing and I wasn’t pushy as a kid. No seriously, it may be hard to believe but in person; except with my husband & kids I am…