Category: Nonsense I have done
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School Note
Tabitha was having trouble with her homework over the weekend, Mum really wanted to let her teachers know so they could help. I was aware that she may have found her neurofeedback session on Friday a little confronting. So in the interests of better communication I wrote the following for her Pastoral Care teacher (Home room,…
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I Am Awake, Shut Up Mum
In order to wake Alex from a dissociative/mute/withdrawn episode I sometimes use songs that attract her attention and simultaneously offer a reward if she can repeat the song. Singing a funny song preferably with actions wakes her up. By the time she can sing the song properly she is ready to safely walk around. This…
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I Have Discovered Another Imaginary Talent
You may remember; or you may check back, at one stage I believed I could write a book; How I Started To Write. Then I thought I could write a Science Fiction novel; A Novel. Now I think I can paint. Oh I’ve been doing this all the time lately; there are all kinds of…
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A Novel
Hi, just a quick note to let everyone know what I’ve been doing the last two days. I have been making a background book for a novel. Yes having started to write a mere 6 months ago I think I can write a novel. I was writing a book on autism but it is upsetting…
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5 Top Tips for Instant Success with Love, Money & Other Great Stuff
Be the only living relation of an elderly (really close to death) multi billionaire. Then don’t stupidly mess it up! 2. Find something incredibly valuable that you can make a legally binding claim on. Then monetize it in whichever way will make you incredibly wealthy. 3.Invent something incredibly useful &/or popular. Don’t mess up the…
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Teens, Tantrums & Technical Difficulties.
Friday Night Attack of the Terribly Twisted Teens After a last minute panic; no one had informed the fish or Danger the axylotl of the impending invasion. Plus I owned glass markers and had only annoyed the kids a couple of times with them. So obviously I wrote on all 3 tanks (backwards so they…
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Parable of Power Rangers
Lo and down from the mountains came a youth dressed all in green. And within his heart a fire of anger inspired by a woman of the hills who had claimed to be a prophet. Within the town centre he found three youths and with them two virgins of great beauty. These were the…
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The Secret to Writing Really Long Posts
1.Drivel; don’t clutter up your writing with information or even intelligent thought or opinion. Ideas take up space in the brain of the reader & stop the gentle flow of pointless, pretty words floating in and out of their heads. 2.No that’s it writing drivel is my only advice. It has so many benefits. It…
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With Spirit Part 8 The End
Part 1 here Lea stood up gingerly, the woman perched beside her rose with her supporting her. Jerry thought his heart would burst; Lea was alive. He quickly looked around and sure enough the 3 guys on the floor were all moving, they were all starting to get up. None of them were dead! He…
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With Spirit Part 7
Part 1 here Wal was torn; if he kept the camera working and got enough footage Sean might let them all go, but he wanted to protect Lea, he felt he needed to be beside her. Paulo crouched near his surviving equipment, oblivious to everything but the shrieking noise that had started shortly after things…