Mum’s Home Tomorrow

(I couldn’t read this earlier in case she sticky beaked from Victoria)

Mum’s Home Tomorrow

Don’t blame me!

In vain I tried to fight

To stop our errant knight

But to me he pays no mind

He’s just trying to be kind

A chance he could see!

Don’t blame me!

The dragon’s flown the nest

There is no time to rest

He deeply for his dragon cares

So must clean & do repairs

So of labour she’ll be free!

Don’t blame me!

When she flies back to her home

Nevermore the sky to roam.

She will find her place so neat

She’ll be knocked right off her feet!

“What about my privacy!”

Don’t blame me!

But to her son she’ll smile

But she will only pause a while

Her search for me, out to kill

For not enforcing her dark will

She will blame me!