Hi

Hello, I’m not saying where I’ve been.   It’s depressing, boring and a barrier to me re-starting. Suffice it to say no where, I have been at home. All the pets are fine, except one psychotic fish who hates me,   who is actually quite healthy so that description is inaccurate. I’ll try again. AllContinue reading “Hi”

But I Don’t Want To Teach Phys Ed.

‘Those that can; do. Those that can’t; teach! Those that can’t teach, teach Phys Ed.’ One of my favourite sayings, but therein lies the problem.  I like this because it picks on PE teachers; I loathe approximately half the PE teachers I’ve met.  I have met some seriously great ones too, but I digress. IContinue reading “But I Don’t Want To Teach Phys Ed.”

I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 4

This may (emphasis on the word may) make more sense if you start with part 1 first then part 2 etcetera. First a little back tracking.  I may not have given an accurate account of the Literary Dinner.  The food was magnificent, the company scintillating, it would have been a phenomenal night except for this oneContinue reading “I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 4”

I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 3

Despite your misgivings I actually use the same numbering system as humans, so read part 1 first then part 2 etcetera. So I survived The Literary Dinner and Gavin had called and was in the car outside.  Actually I had sent him a message to come in when he got there and join us forContinue reading “I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 3”

I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 2

Don’t read this if you haven’t read Part 1. I was going to see my hero that evening. First I got involved decorating the room, after some general lifting and putting down, actually I played the girl card and some volunteer workers from the local prison scheme did it for me, I was supposed toContinue reading “I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 2”

I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 1

I have been talking to lots of real humans lately.  So at the moment I feel like a juggler whose thrown a dozen eggs in the air, I have realised that having lost sight of them I will not be able to catch them and I am just waiting for them to splatter before IContinue reading “I Think My Human Costume Is Wearing Out. Part 1”