The Difference

Hello folks, another exercise for my writing group; find links between 2 disparate things and then write something comedic. Not an original idea of mine, a long time comedy staple. But after all its important to remember the classics. Guess which two I was writing about: It’s Little Eddie’s first day. The big car drops … Continue reading The Difference

I Writied A Thing

Tuesday Writer's club, you know the sad shadow of my time in KSP (cursed be that place), when Alex, Tabby, Charlie and I sit at the dining room table and pretend we can still pretend to learn to write. A really nice guy joins us.  Anyway today we did an exercise in honour of Troglet … Continue reading I Writied A Thing

I’ve Been…

It's been a long while. Bit cliched, I know, restarting on New Year's Day. But I need all the pushing I can get.     KSP did not work out. Maybe because I'm a b&%@#, maybe because of the autism. But basically I couldn't communicate my needs or my ideas. The break up was a … Continue reading I’ve Been…

Hi

Hello, I'm not saying where I've been.   It's depressing, boring and a barrier to me re-starting. Suffice it to say no where, I have been at home. All the pets are fine, except one psychotic fish who hates me,   who is actually quite healthy so that description is inaccurate. I'll try again. All … Continue reading Hi

The Evil Plot Thickens or Thins or Something.

For those of you that are new to this blog, hi, welcome, it gets better I promise, and to old friends who may have forgotten, like me I've forgotten what I told you, although I don't really consider myself a friend, I mean I have a truce but its not really observed all the time, … Continue reading The Evil Plot Thickens or Thins or Something.

Tabby’s Decision; It Just Keeps Getting Better!

The benefits of Tabby's decision just keep rolling in. I come from a long line of country people.  Tabitha's studying Outdoor Education for which camping is an essential part of the course; camping in a tent.  As country people know; due to our close kinship with the Earth; why on Earth would anyone in their … Continue reading Tabby’s Decision; It Just Keeps Getting Better!

My Little Genius

Tabitha is in year 11 and thanks to the years of delays in obtaining therapy her coping strategies are completely inadequate to the new level of tension.   The cracks started to show at the end of last year; studying the Holocaust upset her so much it effected all her subjects.  I wanted her to … Continue reading My Little Genius

My Life – A Job Application

I was asked to write a biography to go with an application for a volunteer position.  I thought it might interest people crazy enough to read my other rubbish. I love you, my crazy followers! Lisa Holt I was born in a tiny town in Gippsland Victoria, because my parents lived in an even smaller … Continue reading My Life – A Job Application

School Note

Tabitha was having trouble with her homework over the weekend, Mum really wanted to let her teachers know so they could help.  I was aware that she may have found her neurofeedback session on Friday a little confronting.  So in the interests of better communication I wrote the following for her Pastoral Care teacher (Home room, … Continue reading School Note

I Told You I Was Fine

Ha Ha Ha, everybody else was wrong!  Meaning, of course, I was right, how could you doubt it!  The Mastitis is all gone.  My ruthless, relentless draining of the infection worked. I have learned over many years of infections, sinusitis & abscesses.  Cutting or in the case of teeth pliering out the problem & then … Continue reading I Told You I Was Fine