Tag: KSP
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Exercising the Writing Muscles.
Yes the crazy characters at KSP Writing Centre are still letting me give real people exercises to do. Here’s last week’s: To write about writing is such a drag The only thing worse is my facillitator’s nag Without a life of her own, she’s destroying mine! If I was asleep at home all would be…
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Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 3 – My Park Is Being Drowned.
Introduction Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet. Daddy brought us today it was very exciting. Grandma doesn’t like to drive in bad weather, I don’t blame her. Daddy put swishy moaning things on the window, he called them window wipers but I knew they were dog scarers. …
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Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 2 – There’s A Park.
Introduction Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet. Hello, I am at KSP again! I love this place! I could be having a lovely walk but Mummy says I have to write a novel or at least a short story collection. A-cos KSP is a writers’ centre. …
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Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet.
Introduction Every Friday lately my mummy has been going off to somewhere. Of course I’ve tried punishing her when she gets home but even if I make her cry, that woman has been crying at the drop of a hat lately, she still leaves every Friday. She is gone forever, four sleeps and lunch…
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Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 0 – My Mummy Is A Very Lazy Ghostwriter.
Hello people out there that visit my mummy’s blog, today you are not going to be bombarded with that woman’s craziness. I have at last succeeded in pushing her into publishing my very important stories. I started working at KSP last year, every week dutifully dictating my observations. But my poor daffy mummy just…
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50 Word Fight
A mean person; not mentioning any names Lisa, told me to write some 50 word stories for a competition and then forgot to send me the link. So it is up to you to judge me. Stop judging me ! Only joking, judge away! Fight! Ryan’s head hit tiles. Sam, normally quiet, could devastate with…
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Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 2
If this is Part 2 there is probably a Part 1! But then again this woman is crazy maybe she doesn’t understand? Nope this time there is a Part 1 and it is here: Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 1 If you remember we had just finished a glorious hour about ME. It continues: So…
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Why Was Everyone Criticizing Me? Part 1
Alright maybe it was my turn! But Mum was criticizing me as I got out of the car. Tabitha deliberately skived off school just for the chance to criticize me, we refused to take her. Alex was so sickened that her criticism of me consisted of throwing up and refusing to be seen in my…
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KSP Presents Petal Pilots the Tablet Edition.
Remember the fun exercise from Lisa at KSP. If not it’s here; KSP Presents Petal Pilots. We were practicing slashing word count. Alex published hers on Deviant Art but Tabitha is letting me publish her attempts. So on with ‘Petals or Pilots! The Tablet edition. I watched the petals of the cherry tree blossoms float…
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Follow Up Question
My mother came strolling through my lounge room today, coming home from shopping. I know, like total embarrassment, I still live with my Mother. I am assuming that if you live with your husband and family then both houses are sold and a larger one bought to help your Mum consolidate, so she can retire,…