I may have been ignoring my blog but I've still been facilitating at KSP Writers' Centre. Admittedly mostly Tabby and Alex but I believe technically there are considered people. And they do pay, actually I pay. That's right I pay to boss about my own kids. Actually thinking about it, they listen to me; money … Continue reading KSP Exercise – POV
Yes the crazy characters at KSP Writing Centre are still letting me give real people exercises to do. Here's last week's: To write about writing is such a drag The only thing worse is my facillitator’s nag Without a life of her own, she’s destroying mine! If I was asleep at home all would be … Continue reading Exercising the Writing Muscles.
Introduction Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet. Daddy brought us today it was very exciting. Grandma doesn’t like to drive in bad weather, I don’t blame her. Daddy put swishy moaning things on the window, he called them window wipers but I knew they were dog scarers. … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 3 – My Park Is Being Drowned.
Introduction Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet. Hello, I am at KSP again! I love this place! I could be having a lovely walk but Mummy says I have to write a novel or at least a short story collection. A-cos KSP is a writers’ centre. … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 2 – There’s A Park.
Introduction Every Friday lately my mummy has been going off to somewhere. Of course I’ve tried punishing her when she gets home but even if I make her cry, that woman has been crying at the drop of a hat lately, she still leaves every Friday. She is gone forever, four sleeps and lunch … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 1 – Good News, KSP is Not a Vet.
Hello people out there that visit my mummy’s blog, today you are not going to be bombarded with that woman’s craziness. I have at last succeeded in pushing her into publishing my very important stories. I started working at KSP last year, every week dutifully dictating my observations. But my poor daffy mummy just … Continue reading Charlie’s Adventures at KSP Part 0 – My Mummy Is A Very Lazy Ghostwriter.
'Those that can; do. Those that can't; teach! Those that can't teach, teach Phys Ed.' One of my favourite sayings, but therein lies the problem. I like this because it picks on PE teachers; I loathe approximately half the PE teachers I've met. I have met some seriously great ones too, but I digress. I … Continue reading But I Don’t Want To Teach Phys Ed.
Now don't be silly! This was a very sensible exercise to encourage us to improve our creativity by using predominantly dialogue to illustrate a specific scene. Lisa - Lisa Wolstenholme, our facilitator and resident genius had a very specific scene in mind. That's right! And the conversation was to be conducted by sheep. My piece. … Continue reading KSP A Dialogue Exercise
I have a bad headache, heartburn and I feel tired. That's right I am back to normal. Intellectually I was over the incident I am torn constantly. yet I barely ate and slept 2 to 4 hours a night for 10 days. I was crying every time I tried to write, critique and just randomly. Yet again … Continue reading Crisis Over, Back to Normal!
A mean person; not mentioning any names Lisa, told me to write some 50 word stories for a competition and then forgot to send me the link. So it is up to you to judge me. Stop judging me ! Only joking, judge away! Fight! Ryan’s head hit tiles. Sam, normally quiet, could devastate with … Continue reading 50 Word Fight