Category: Pets Gone Wild
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Orion’s Back!
‘Where’s Chef Ramsay; Sebastian? I wanna watch food and yelling. What’s on your screen? Mummy’s bloggy thing. I remember, this is where I can post my brilliance and educate the masses. And get some well-deserved adulation!’ Where have I been? Do I hear you ask? Well, I have been here, silly whomans! I’m always here. …
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Dogs Lie! Part 2
Please read part 1 here first. So the next morning when I got up I asked where Cherise was; the kids had let her into Grandma’s. OMG I ran down to Mum’s calling Cherise. Mum told me the 3 dogs were outside (3 because although Charlie likes playing with the dogs for a little while,…
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Dogs Lie!
A lot of people think that dogs can’t lie. Because they are too dumb; have you met your average yobbo, I mean dogs are smarter than that. Or because they are noble, give me a break, they eat cat poo. Because they are not at that developmental level; experts suggest dogs are at a similar…
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Cherise Wins!
Let’s go back to 2009. Within a few days of buying our new little puppy Cherise Gavin went insane. No this was not our first dog; I had lived with dogs all my life and we had owned 4 as a couple. Gavin had always made fun of people; like my parents, who bought coats…
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Charlie Fails as a Teddy Bear
About 4 years ago, when we moved to our new house, the 4 girls went from all sleeping in one room to all having separate rooms. We expected problems, transition time, etcetera but we were wrong. 3 split instantly to enjoying their solitude. Unfortunately we were right about number 4. All my kids are different,…
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Look, I took a Photo
I am really proud of this picture. Of course the secret is the model: Look at my boy Danger posing so beautifully for his Grandma (He’s Tash’s amphibian). I had grabbed my camera to take a photo of my lazy layabout , the currently concussed but continually confused Gavin when Danger saw the camera and…
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My Blog 2 – Orion
Hey! I’m back! Mummy is asleep, again. One of those stranger whomans came and took her into Daddy’s room, you know the one where he hides all the food. The other whoman made her move about for ages and Mummy doesn’t usually move much, so she’ll be asleep for ages. I jumped on her tummy, I…
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My Blog Now – Orion
Finally Mummy is asleep & I get to show my genius. With my best pal Cushion guarding her; he is sitting firmly on her hair & at that angle it’ll take her ages to get up & interfere with my work, if she wakes up at all. Now lucky you I am in charge of the…
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The Other Woman
Why have you deserted me, why run to Her? Our life may be humdrum, but what’s the great lure? Cherise was so loving, never far did she stray, Now at the Granny flat she tries to stay! I lost all my children; one, two, three, four… For the sweets or the freedom or perhaps something…
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Echo’s Spine Chilling, Terrifying Love
A few nights ago Echo tried to further her relationship with Charlie the soppy spaniel. Unfortunately her method was a little… unusual. She stared angrily at him and moved close to him; if (well, when) he pulled away, whined or acted in any way scared she walloped him. I know it may sound like a…