Tag: pets
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A Reliable Source
Have you been in a conversation with some ignoramus who refuses to believe in commonsense and natural wisdom; like say your mother or your kids? Then this is for you! A site where obscure knowledge is gathered so it can be quoted. Next time you are in an argument and the person says: ‘But that’s…
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Dogs Lie! Part 2
Please read part 1 here first. So the next morning when I got up I asked where Cherise was; the kids had let her into Grandma’s. OMG I ran down to Mum’s calling Cherise. Mum told me the 3 dogs were outside (3 because although Charlie likes playing with the dogs for a little while,…
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Dogs Lie!
A lot of people think that dogs can’t lie. Because they are too dumb; have you met your average yobbo, I mean dogs are smarter than that. Or because they are noble, give me a break, they eat cat poo. Because they are not at that developmental level; experts suggest dogs are at a similar…
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Teenagers and Trust
I have 4 daughters, if you only include humans. Given my topic today is how far to trust children out of your sight I think it’s safe to only include the humans because I don’t let the pets leave the place without supervision. I love pets! I believe all animals have rights but I do…
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Cherise Wins!
Let’s go back to 2009. Within a few days of buying our new little puppy Cherise Gavin went insane. No this was not our first dog; I had lived with dogs all my life and we had owned 4 as a couple. Gavin had always made fun of people; like my parents, who bought coats…
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My Evil Owner by Charles Holt Cavalier
Mummy is talking to Daddy again, I’m pretty sure they talked without me 2 weeks ago so I don’t know why they are doing this. They tried to talk on the couch and I wedged my delicate nose between them and pushed with all my might. And do you know what those heartless creatures did?…
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Smokie – Mighty Hunter or Marshmallow Cloud
I’m Smokie; I’m a hunter! You will not see my like. I follow my prey to the ends of the Earth; Unless its a bit of a hike. My best move is to stay very still, And ambush things that pass. But I get bored quite quickly, If things don’t happen fast. My sister caught…
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My Life – A Job Application
I was asked to write a biography to go with an application for a volunteer position. I thought it might interest people crazy enough to read my other rubbish. I love you, my crazy followers! Lisa Holt I was born in a tiny town in Gippsland Victoria, because my parents lived in an even smaller…
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My Computer Has Astrophobia
That’s right; poor Sebastian (that’s his name) is afraid of thunder & lightning. I always thought it was brontophobia but I believe the internet). First we learn brontosauruses are Apatosaurus, now brontophobes are astrophobes. How do I know that my poor baby is scared. He stops working and hides down inside himself. He won’t even…
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My Blog 2 – Orion
Hey! I’m back! Mummy is asleep, again. One of those stranger whomans came and took her into Daddy’s room, you know the one where he hides all the food. The other whoman made her move about for ages and Mummy doesn’t usually move much, so she’ll be asleep for ages. I jumped on her tummy, I…