Tag: cat
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My Blog 2 – Orion
Hey! I’m back! Mummy is asleep, again. One of those stranger whomans came and took her into Daddy’s room, you know the one where he hides all the food. The other whoman made her move about for ages and Mummy doesn’t usually move much, so she’ll be asleep for ages. I jumped on her tummy, I…
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My Blog Now – Orion
Finally Mummy is asleep & I get to show my genius. With my best pal Cushion guarding her; he is sitting firmly on her hair & at that angle it’ll take her ages to get up & interfere with my work, if she wakes up at all. Now lucky you I am in charge of the…
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Echo’s Spine Chilling, Terrifying Love
A few nights ago Echo tried to further her relationship with Charlie the soppy spaniel. Unfortunately her method was a little… unusual. She stared angrily at him and moved close to him; if (well, when) he pulled away, whined or acted in any way scared she walloped him. I know it may sound like a…
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Don’t Cry, Charlie
Charlie stop that whining the cat is not plotting your death, She’s just lying on the sofa trying to catch her breath. Echo’s such a lovely lady with sparkling emerald eyes. Hush now baby there’s no need for all your plaintive cries. She wants so much to be your friend, you silly puppy boy. Echo…
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Does Anyone Know What On Earth Might Be Wrong With My Cat?!
First of all, trick image the above is actually a dog, & what’s wrong with my dog may be the subject of another post but not this one. First which one do I mean? This one? Well she’s old, set in her ways & doesn’t understand why the other pets don’t enjoy being hit when she’s…
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Orion’s Christmas Gift
Finally proof Orion is the sweetest, most thoughtful cat in the world. About 4:00 this afternoon we heard a mighty crash in the front room. Bang, boom, scratching sounds and sounds like glass breaking. Orion came tearing out of the room straight past me as I rushed in. Our lovely tree! Broken, ornaments possibly shattered,…
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How Many Cats?
As I was sitting in my own lounge room; carefully selecting wrapping paper and gift tags (homemade of course) to suit each individual, using my best Sheaffer pens to write their names in calligraphy; my husband just started an argument out of the blue. He said I was crazy! I asked him, politely, what made…
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Brother Warriors
This poem was written a couple of weeks after the previous battle ode; Pride of the Holts, but the poem was lost, until now. Two warriors bound together as brothers true. Yet oft times laughter is overdue. The older brother a giant of grey, Chose to perch throughout the day On a box of boarded card;…
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Update on the Crazies
They are all sick, they have some sort of virus & they are not taking my orders or doing my bidding; can you imagine the gall. Okay maybe not all of them; Cat is just suffering from sullen resentfulness; so no change there. And Tash is just exhausted because she got home at 12:00 last…
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The Castle is Lost
It’s the end, the beloved battlefield; Castle Cat, is finished. Admittedly it is 3 years old and has been well loved, but recently pieces have started to fall down. Probably not helped by repeated invasions by the rabbit brothers. With one big kick Whisper dislodged one of the perches so it was over. Fortunately we…
