It’s a picture of my kitten to tempt you all to take a look,
I need traffic on my website cos I want to sell my book.
I’ve been writing and reediting until it’s made me sick.
And to get my kid to illustrate I’ve had to use a stick.
I know I have ignored you. I know I am to blame.
Who thought that writing nonsense was such a tricky game?
I’ve lured you in with promises now here’s the promised list;
A post of numbered tips will work until you get the gist.
Holidays are common ground, a novelty that’s slick
New Year’s resolutions are a common post draw trick.
A recommendation that reminds me of what I’d like to say;
In two thousand and twenty-two, I’ll write a post each day
Trick Oh 3 is easy it’s the kitten at the top.
Kitten pics are blogging 10, they always really pop.
4 is a bit harder, I bet you can’t guess what I have done;
I’ve written you a poem, rhyming; for a bit of fun.
And now we’ve come to number 5, and I’m at a loss for words,
I’ve thought and thought but I don’t know, this writing’s for the birds.