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Hello, I’m not saying where I’ve been.

 

It’s depressing, boring and a barrier to me re-starting. Suffice it to say no where, I have been at home.

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All the pets are fine, except one psychotic fish who hates me,

 

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who is actually quite healthy so that description is inaccurate.

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I’ll try again.

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All the pets are fine.

Cat is enjoying her Anime Club, even socializing with members outside of enforced times. She is entirely more pleasant and productive.

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So if there are any prospective boyfriends out there; act now before she becomes reasonable enough to appeal to people who actually meet her.

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Alex has retreated a little into her bubble and Tab further into her silence. But this isn’t as relaxing as it sounds.

The fiend, my youngest, who wishes you to be reminded that Natasha backwards is Ah Satan, enough said.

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Was dumped!

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By text!!

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Just after their 2 year anniversary!!!

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And two months of trying to get him to tell her if there was a problem.

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He has apparently told mutual friends they broke up because she ‘liked’ someone else.

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What a prince!

Untrue of course!

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Unfortunately somewhat supported by the fact she had a new boyfriend within hours.

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I know it sounds unlikely but the first male of her acquaintances that the girls she was crying on the mobile shoulders of, contacted asked her. And her maniacal mother was walking behind her repeating.

‘Say yes, say yes, he is the best guy you know!’

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Well he is. And I know some of the other males that have shown an interest. Yes if I was a friend instead of a mother I may have recommended the jaw dropping 18 year old actor.

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Not actual photo, courtesy Story Blocks

But I’m her mother and (a surprise even to me) not that stupid. She is I remind you 14. Anyway she has also had winks, requests etc. aplenty from her friends since ‘the cruel one’ ditched her. She always did have around 7 male friends for every female. And some of the guys she avoided because speaking to them triggered ‘Mr Jealous’ are flocking to talk to her again.

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Tash’s Ex.

This has been a completely unbiased report.

Gavin is well. Yes OMG, Gavin is healthy. His own invented diet and DDP Yoga and he’s lost 30 k and gained health even faster.

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A little set back with an infected leg after a fall bush walking. But he is powering along. Still can’t get a diagnosis. It’s month 14 of the search for the last? specialist.

Blind, deaf, dumb

Mum fell down seriously.

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V shaped cut down her lip, needing surgery, a fractured arm, toe and nose.

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Yes it was as funny as it sounds.

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But as the weeks drag on she stopped being dazed and returned to her normal state of grumpiness, but more so.

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KSP is still fantastic, they fired my illustrator and hired a new one. My first two books are mere months away. I love Wild Weeds Press. I love my new illustrator. I no longer hate my stupid books.

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Impossibly phenomenal, news. Next month I will be attending a 2 day, 8 hours each, workshop with one of the funniest men in the world:

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TIM FERGUSON.angel

Founding member of the best comedy group ever:

DOUG ANTHONY ALLSTARS

or

DAAS.

Stars Word On Stage Meaning Famous People Like Celebrities Divas And Superstars

If you do not know who I am talking about.

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I pity you.

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I am desperately hoping I don’t embarrass myself.

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I am doing lots and lots of stuff including setting up

The Autistic Authors’ Alliance.

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Every second Tuesday afternoon at KSP. It is also open to aspiring autistics.

That is enough writing for now I have much to do and my children have been left blissfully unannoyed for way too long.

brat-meme

TTFN7890

 

 

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