I have just realised; I have 750 followers, but no cake.
On one hand I am seriously happy. Long term, the growth of followers is important, like massively.
I am reaching people, I am liked. I mean like all this stuff is incredibly important and…
But in the short term:
I don’t have cake.
Not any cake at all.
How can I even concentrate on life in my extreme cakeless condition?
Now not having cake is reducing my quality of life!
I can’t think of anything except cake.
There is only one solution:
Send me cake!!!
I hope the icing (frosting) doesn’t mess up the interweb.
But I don’t Care!