Too late! You will think "juvenile", you will keep reading. Creaking, bangs, a hum,you will hear, but dismiss them "background noise". Someone behind you? Old trick, but you will look. The room will feel colder, just for a moment. You will feel a brief chill! You will begin to type... 2nd person & … Continue reading 50 Words, 2nd Person, Future Tense, Ta-Dah!
At KSP Writer's Circle our facilitator made a terrible mistake; she asked if anyone had an idea for a writing exercise. My hand shot up like lightening realising that it was only a matter of time before someone thought of a good idea. My idea's only chance was speed. I recommended we all write about … Continue reading Disasters at KSP Writer’s Club
I was asked to write a biography to go with an application for a volunteer position. I thought it might interest people crazy enough to read my other rubbish. I love you, my crazy followers! Lisa Holt I was born in a tiny town in Gippsland Victoria, because my parents lived in an even smaller … Continue reading My Life – A Job Application
Or Shut up Catherine! I know I am what is generously called a big girl, and I know that no one wants to see that. I get that, I’ve given up trying to look attractive. I have 3 main aims with my clothing and I have never actually succeeded at them so attractive is completely … Continue reading I Am Not An Exhibitionist
I am really proud of this picture. Of course the secret is the model: Look at my boy Danger posing so beautifully for his Grandma (He's Tash's amphibian). I had grabbed my camera to take a photo of my lazy layabout , the currently concussed but continually confused Gavin when Danger saw the camera and … Continue reading Look, I took a Photo
To understand this post you need to know that I have written two previous posts; Man Concussion & Oldylocks and the Three Chairs. Actually to understand this blog you need to disengage the sensible part of you brain and give in to the demented. I love that thought! Lets all give in to the demented for a while. … Continue reading Man Concussion 2 – The Return of the Chairs