50 Words, 2nd Person, Future Tense, Ta-Dah!

Too late! You will think "juvenile", you will keep reading. Creaking, bangs, a hum,you will hear, but dismiss them "background noise". Someone behind you?  Old trick, but you will look. The room will feel colder,  just for a moment.  You will feel a brief chill! You will begin to type...     2nd person & … Continue reading 50 Words, 2nd Person, Future Tense, Ta-Dah!

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Disasters at KSP Writer’s Club

At KSP Writer's Circle our facilitator made a terrible mistake; she asked if anyone had an idea for a writing exercise.  My hand shot up like lightening realising that it was only a matter of time before someone thought of a good idea.  My idea's only chance was speed. I recommended we all write about … Continue reading Disasters at KSP Writer’s Club

My Life – A Job Application

I was asked to write a biography to go with an application for a volunteer position.  I thought it might interest people crazy enough to read my other rubbish. I love you, my crazy followers! Lisa Holt I was born in a tiny town in Gippsland Victoria, because my parents lived in an even smaller … Continue reading My Life – A Job Application

I Am Not An Exhibitionist

Or Shut up Catherine! I know I am what is generously called a big girl, and I know that no one wants to see that.  I get that, I’ve given up trying to look attractive.  I have 3 main aims with my clothing and I have never actually succeeded at them so attractive is completely … Continue reading I Am Not An Exhibitionist

Look, I took a Photo

I am really proud of this picture. Of course the secret is the model: Look at my boy Danger posing so beautifully for his Grandma (He's Tash's amphibian). I had grabbed my camera to take a photo of my lazy layabout , the currently concussed but continually confused Gavin when Danger saw the camera and … Continue reading Look, I took a Photo

Man Concussion 2 – The Return of the Chairs

To understand this post you need to know that I have written two previous posts; Man Concussion & Oldylocks and the Three Chairs.  Actually to understand this blog you need to disengage the sensible part of you brain and give in to the demented. I love that thought!  Lets all give in to the demented for a while. … Continue reading Man Concussion 2 – The Return of the Chairs