Tabitha was having trouble with her homework over the weekend, Mum really wanted to let her teachers know so they could help. I was aware that she may have found her neurofeedback session on Friday a little confronting. So in the interests of better communication I wrote the following for her Pastoral Care teacher (Home room, Tute etc.):
Tabitha was turned into a zombie by a botched brain scan Friday. She has managed to complete her homework by magic but has forgotten the basic rules for science. So could her Chemistry teacher reexplain her chemistry experiment. And take some garlic with you, although werewolf Chem teachers mainly eat zombies they may eat an English teacher in a pinch.
PS. Catherine recommends wolves’ bane instead of garlic.
Tabitha would not let me send this because her teacher would know what the problem was and Tabitha didn’t want anyone confronting the Chemistry teacher.
So in other words; this letter was transparent & obvious and could not be sent as a joke. The Chem teacher has left now so it is safe to publish.
I’m a little worried about her school.