Advice for Training – Rabbits

In order to train first create a need,

No affection given ’til you have the lead!

True desperation should take about a week,

Add a couple more; acting kinda meek.

Offer glimpses of your fur as soft as silk,

Your back of ashen grey, tummy white as milk.

They’ll soon work out your heart’s key is food;

Scouring store & yard to sweeten our mood.

Eat at your leisure there’ll always be more.

Show your fear, twitching whiskers at the door.

A month or so to prime them, Now they’re ready!

A sniff on the ankles enough to make’em unsteady!

Remember all affection is on your terms only.

They have to be extra nice or else be lonely!

Published by autistsix

An autistic woman married to an autistic man trying to raise 4 autistic daughters in a neurotypical world

6 thoughts on “Advice for Training – Rabbits

  1. Thank you it’s actually two very beautiful but terribly obstinate brother rabbits. One has a slightly paler tum, the difference is clear in life but photos tend to make them look similar. I too am a sucker for fur & fluff. Thank you for your kind comments.

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