The Book Fair is coming by hook or by crook.
Where students buy novelties instead of a book.
We’ll make lots of profit but books & not cash.
I’m so overwhelmed I’ve developed a rash!
The library’s busy, so the fair has no home!
The shelves are on wheels so the school we must roam.
I must contact the teachers to arrange class attendance.
We must avoid theft, so what? Build a fence?
I must talk to the club rep. ASAP
She prefers my predecessor & hates talking to me.
There’s so much to organise & I must do it quick.
But the closer it gets the more I feel sick.
I hate this new job & I think I hate books!
Damn my bibliophilia, getting me on these hooks!