Bring me the head of that kitten; he’s jumped on the birdcage twice.
Just the head of that kitten, his heart’s as cold as ice.
No don’t bring me the whole kitten I only want his head.
Oh look at his sleepy kitten eyes he looks all ready for bed.
Oh what a sweet little kitten he’s all cuddled up and so soft.
Of course I’ll hold the kitten, stop holding him high aloft.
Ah what a warm ickle kitten he didn’t mean to be bad.
I’m sorry baby kitten! Please cheer up and don’t be sad!
No kitten! The birds aren’t calling for you to come back!
The birds just like to sing. It’s not cos a kitten they lack!
Now stop that you horrible kitten! Don’t scratch me I’m already sore!
Fine run away evil kitten! The birds are off limits evermore.
Charlie go attack the kitten, prove to all that you’re not just a cushion
Don’t just sit there looking shocked. Now bring me the head of that kitten!